Learning Curve

Entering two days worth of data into Typhon before I go to work in an hour has stolen time from creative writing so here's a couple quick things I learned over the last 2 days:

If your wife is choking down a big horse pill and you give her the heimlich, you will still have to come to ER to treat the broken ribs.

If your mother is nice enough to give you her kidney, DO take the meds they tell you to, and DON'T take the kind they sell on the street, if you want to keep your mother's kidney working.

If the PA student before you brought the nurse's donuts you will not make friends with said nurse's until you also bring donuts to said nurses.

A 2 year old can be easily restrained with a properly used pillow case.

If your furniture store is having a Memorial Day Sale and your employee is out with the dreaded H1N1 flu, do not attempt to move 300 lb furniture all by your lonesome.

Gotta go learn some more...bound to get a little nutty w/ the holiday "island" crowd.