Slippery Ladder + Bucket of Wood Stain/Pain Thinner + Open Mouth = Belly Pain
Semen + Blood = Anxiety
Garage Door + Head = Disorientation
Third Story Window + Broken Screen + 12 yo Girl + Gravity = Stick Impaled in Arm Only!
House, MD Watching x (dizzy,syncope,abdominal pain,toothache,finger twitching) = Strange Jungle Disease, according to patient
12 oz can of Mountain Dew x 12 per day = Renal Pelvocaliectasis = My Kidneys Hate Me.
Child + Tylenol Bottle as Toy + Mom taking Nap = Red stains on mouth, shirt, carpet + Several Hours in Emergency Room
A few recent pics:
Dude. It has been too long between posts! Don't pretend like you are all busy and whatnot!
ReplyDeletePlease tell me you did not take that shot of the bald eagle next to bird. Incredible shot...I need to get out of Ohio! The closest you will get in Ohio would be Zydrunas Ilgauskas standing next to Little John.
I agree ~ too long between posts, no pressure or anything. We have not Grey's episdodes over here, so I rely soley on you!!!
ReplyDeleteI'll try to keep 'em coming. Only 7 more shifts in the ER, then it's off to the prison. Thanks for reading and commenting!
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